I actually got asked to start blogging ages ago, whilst at college - cause as people said "I come out with some random but funny stuff that people will find interesting"
so yeah,
made this :D
gonna kick the blog off with talking about a new guitar that I got through yesterday (thanks to a family friends who made the trip from Leeds to my house to drop it off)
Guitar: Fender Stratocaster US Custom (with S1-Switching)
Accessories: Fender Hardcase, Elixer Strings, Cleaning Cloth & Fender Leather Strap
Price: £500 (RRP £1,400)
Jizzability Rating: 10/10
Right so, I got the guitar at around 7o'clock lastnight, just after finishing my tea (chilli con-carne) got a knock on the door, it was a mate, carrying a sleek black Fender Hardcase, I instantly got a boner, seriously - she handed me the case and I almost unloaded in my boxers right there, so anyways, I got sat down on the table, unclipped the case and pulled out the nicest looking guitar, in the world !Once I had finished admiring it and thanking my friend for making the trip - I tuned the guitar (sounded a bit duff) - Im really scared of snapping the strings when tuning it up (I always am, specially when I re-string my own guitars)
Anyway, after tuning the guitar, I played a few riffs, played a few licks and instantly knew why Fenders are known as the Best Guitars on the market, it was SOOOO good, I had to go change my boxers - serious ropes of jizz everywhere! AND that was when it wasnt even plugged into the amp! so I ran upstairs ASAP and hooked it up, and oh my god!
It sounded so....so....well theres no way to describe it...it was ... EPIC - thats it EPIC
I personally dont think I need anymore guitars now, this is just the pinicle of awesomeness - and for £500 - the bargain of a lifetime.
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