walked out of the gym, saw a group of chavs hanging around (not anything special really, its Bridlington afterall, land of the Chavs) anyways, group of chavs hanging around...the smallest one comes up to me, must have been about 12year old, says something I could barely understand - sounded something like this
"Errrr Meeert Ya Gert Twente Pee Fort Bus?"
what with my keen sense of lingual skills I managed to translate it to...
"Well now, Good Sir, Do you happen to have a Spare 20pence upon your person, as If I dont get 20pence I will not be able to acquire my bus ticket"
after my brain decyphered that....I went through the thought process of wondering how many people he asked, oh yeah - I told him no, and to piss off...
but lets say he asked... 5people every hour, and hes outside from 11am - till 7pm
that would be 40people hes asked
and if those 40people, had actually given him the 20p he "required"
he would have a profit of £8, just from uttering a simple sentence
which is enough for, 2big bottles of white lightening and a pack of cigs (according to the Tesco's website - and the shop down the road)
anyway, what im trying to say is, I hate chavs...
simple - I just hate them
pure scum..
to be fair, you do get some pretty decent chavs, who dont talk like pricks and listen to bad music... but are they really socially considered chavs?
Think about it.
burn them all!
ReplyDeleteI've got chavvy mates and they're not like that at all. But I've had that happen to me before, hm.
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